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And Why Is the Carpet All Wet, Todd? – Holiday Long Sleeve ...

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And Why Is the Carpet All Wet, Todd? – Holiday Long Sleeve V-Neck Tee

Because Christmas comedy never goes out of style.
This tee captures one of the most quoted moments from Christmas Vacation — Margo’s disbelief and Todd’s defensiveness frozen in iconic sarcasm. It’s that perfect mix of nostalgia and humor that makes everyone grin before you even finish the line.

A must-have for movie lovers, holiday parties, or anyone who knows that sometimes, chaos is the Christmas spirit.

Designed and Delivered in the USA.

Details & Quality:
Fabric: 4.5 oz., 100% ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft hand feel.
Fit: Ladies’ V-neck cut — flattering without clinging, true to size.
Construction: Double-needle stitched sleeves and hem for durability through the season.
Finish: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure and a clean neckline.
Color: Cardinal red — the unmistakable shade of Christmas spirit.

Fit & Feel:
Lightweight, breathable, and festive — easy to wear from decorating the tree to holiday dinner.
For a relaxed fit: order one size up.
For a more tailored silhouette: stay true to size.

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Exchange & Return Policy:
We guarantee the quality of every tee.
Exchanges are allowed for sizing concerns only.
No color swaps after printing.
If your tee arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll replace it promptly.
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Designed and Delivered in the USA.
Liberty & Victory™ — Scripture. Style. Strength.

Size Guide & Fit

Size Chart (Unisex Sizing)

All measurements are in inches. For the most accurate fit, measure your favorite shirt and compare.

Size Width (in) Length (in)
XS 16-17 27
S 18-19 28
M 20-21 29
L 22-23 30
XL 24-25 31
2XL 25-26 32
3XL 26-27 33

Fit & Tips

  • Fits True to Size – Our apparel fits true to standard US sizing
  • Between sizes? We recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit
  • All measurements are approximate and may vary slightly
  • Need help? Use our 10-day size exchange to find your perfect fit

How to Measure

  • Chest: Measure around the fullest part of your chest, keeping the tape level under your arms
  • Length: Measure from the highest point of shoulder to the hem
  • Sleeve: Measure from center back neck to the end of the sleeve
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