And Why Is the Carpet All Wet, Todd? – Holiday Long Sleeve V-Neck Tee

And Why Is the Carpet All Wet, Todd? – Holiday Long Sleeve V-Neck Tee

Because Christmas comedy never goes out of style.
This tee captures one of the most quoted moments from Christmas Vacation — Margo’s disbelief and Todd’s defensiveness frozen in iconic sarcasm. It’s that perfect mix of nostalgia and humor that makes everyone grin before you even finish the line.

A must-have for movie lovers, holiday parties, or anyone who knows that sometimes, chaos is the Christmas spirit.

Designed and Delivered in the USA.

Details & Quality:
Fabric: 4.5 oz., 100% ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft hand feel.
Fit: Ladies’ V-neck cut — flattering without clinging, true to size.
Construction: Double-needle stitched sleeves and hem for durability through the season.
Finish: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure and a clean neckline.
Color: Cardinal red — the unmistakable shade of Christmas spirit.

Fit & Feel:
Lightweight, breathable, and festive — easy to wear from decorating the tree to holiday dinner.
For a relaxed fit: order one size up.
For a more tailored silhouette: stay true to size.

Size Chart

Exchange & Return Policy:
We guarantee the quality of every tee.
Exchanges are allowed for sizing concerns only.
No color swaps after printing.
If your tee arrives misprinted or damaged, we’ll replace it promptly.
See full policy for details.

Designed and Delivered in the USA.
Liberty & Victory™ — Scripture. Style. Strength.